Restating the Obvious
It is vain for a Man to trust in personal charm alone in his pursuit of his Sexual Needs. And were he to offer his soul as security, t’wer not enough either―even twice multiplied. A Woman is pulled onto a Man by a Sheer Force equivalent to the Square of his Bankroll.
This important Rule cannot be restated often enough.
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I, Jan Austen declare these truths to be self evident, that all men and woman are created wholly different, and that they are driven separately and divergently by their opposing hormones. Men and women are incapable of forming anything other than temporary unions based largely on illusion, and that among such illusions are Happiness, Love, Trust and Mutual Understanding. Instead, out of love for truth and light I, Jan Austen, declare the following to be the factual Rules of Engagement.
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