Connubial Bliss and Household Chores
Men in despair of Connubial Bliss should understand that resistance by the Woman to Actual Sex will necessarily decrease, and prospects increase, in proportion to the number of Household Chores timeously and duteously completed by the Man.
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I, Jan Austen declare these truths to be self evident, that all men and woman are created wholly different, and that they are driven separately and divergently by their opposing hormones. Men and women are incapable of forming anything other than temporary unions based largely on illusion, and that among such illusions are Happiness, Love, Trust and Mutual Understanding. Instead, out of love for truth and light I, Jan Austen, declare the following to be the factual Rules of Engagement.
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