Away with False Prophets
Let him who speaks against the truth concerning The Special Theory of Relationships be anathema and accursed. If possible.
But let him who accepts such Theory in his heart be blessed…
Let us all justly thunder against those who by any means whatever contrive to suppress the truth concerning the Politics of Sex.
Away, then, with all those False Prophets who speak of Happiness, Love, Trust and Mutual Understanding.
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I, Jan Austen declare these truths to be self evident, that all men and woman are created wholly different, and that they are driven separately and divergently by their opposing hormones. Men and women are incapable of forming anything other than temporary unions based largely on illusion, and that among such illusions are Happiness, Love, Trust and Mutual Understanding. Instead, out of love for truth and light I, Jan Austen, declare the following to be the factual Rules of Engagement.
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