Preaching abstinence
A woman must preach abstinence with caution, lest her bedfellow begin to think that she finds acts of physical love a Household Chore.
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I, Jan Austen declare these truths to be self evident, that all men and woman are created wholly different, and that they are driven separately and divergently by their opposing hormones. Men and women are incapable of forming anything other than temporary unions based largely on illusion, and that among such illusions are Happiness, Love, Trust and Mutual Understanding. Instead, out of love for truth and light I, Jan Austen, declare the following to be the factual Rules of Engagement.
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