Money Clinks
They preach only very human doctrines who say that as soon as the money clinks into the money chest, legs fly open more easily in response.
Yea, for it is certain that when money clinks in the money chest, Sexual Willingness is increased; but when the Man relies on his personal charm truly the result is in the hands of Chance alone.
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I, Jan Austen declare these truths to be self evident, that all men and woman are created wholly different, and that they are driven separately and divergently by their opposing hormones. Men and women are incapable of forming anything other than temporary unions based largely on illusion, and that among such illusions are Happiness, Love, Trust and Mutual Understanding. Instead, out of love for truth and light I, Jan Austen, declare the following to be the factual Rules of Engagement.
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