In the begin-
ning...

There was no begin-

ning, okay? And the title ought to read:

'Basics.'

Basics being... What Is...Is, always Was and always Will Be. These 'Basics' are easily defined in 1.

Also, The Theory of Everything is nothing much. Find it in 2.

Basics can be reduced to 1, Everything to 2. So...So far, so good.

All we need next is some Einstein--a little Einstein--and we're ready to deduce, yes? Deduce things like: Making her earth shake is like moving Mount Everest...or striking a match and trying to kindle green wood while out in the open under a tropical downpour. Not easy. And nobody's fault either. A woman is attracted to a man according to the square of the size of his bankroll, not his manhood. See 4.